Sunday

Memorial day weekend.. and here i sit in the call of duty doing nothing...its been a while (a year or so) since i summit my 2 cents into the cyber piggie bank. and after the ridiculously rising gas prices, its nice to see the cost of my oppinion has remained the same. Alot has happened since i last expressed my thoughts on... well anything. To recap some ideas, we are still at war, saddam is dead, big oil remains a never ending drug deal under inflation, we lost a planet, Columbine was out done in virginia, Spiderman 3 sucked, and Bush remains as articulate as a def orangutang. but enough about politics...
- In early march my squadron sent me on a detachment to nellis air force base in (of all places) Las Vegas, Nevada. This had the potential to be a good thing becase i have never been to las vegas. mostly influnced by the ridiculuous amount of money you need to really enjoy it. but since the airforce paid for the trip and gave me a place to stay at no cost to , it freed up alot of $ for the best recreational activities that the middle of the desert has to offer. If you are a good gambler, then there is no reason y you shouldnt come out on top with some extra cash... its simple, pull out while you are ahead, and dont wait untill you are up a thousand dollars before you retreat (because unless you are extreemly lucky, that will not happen). but there are 2 problems in this situation... correction 3 problems.
-1... im not a good gabler.. the green eyed monster always gets me.
-2... i like roulette and i dont play numbers, i always go for big money and on the outside... so if you win you win fast... and if im up up 400 dollars in 3 minutes of playing, there is no way im gonna quit now... I JUST GOT HERE!!
-3.. and finnaly, as we all know, alcohol impairs judgment... so after the 12 th or so drink (which are free for your convenience) you start playing Ben Franklin like hes George Washington. Its a complete set up... because they know that you are going to ge stupid with your money... so im down a thousand.
-on a side note, talking about alohol and set ups.... does anyone see the flaws to the idea of a bar?? first off there is a parkinglot at every bar, there shouldn't be any parking lots at bars. that right there should scream SET UP, because all others see (cops mainly) is you parked your car, went into the bar, came out and drove home. GRANDE mistake. do that and let me know how your court hearing goes. But what if you rode a bicycle there? nope thats illegal too. walk home? wrong.. thats drunk in public.. so basically you cant be drunk and in motion. so i guess your best bet would be to hide in the bathroom untill they close and sleep it off... drive home when they open up again.
-As for Vegas, i still got to see alot of interesting stuff. i got the dam tour at the Hoover Dam. Took lots of pictures. Found me a single serving girlfriend at mexican restaurant (who wanted to take me to a drive though chappel to get married).. yea fucking right... i want to know what kind of drugs she was on.. I spent alot of the free time Tanked!! which played a huge role in my quiting the drinking sceene. i have a tendency to do stupid thing when i get waisted (not stupid to the point that would get me i trouble but stupind enough so that i wont hear the end of it for a long time from me friends)... ill post some stories up later on because right now im tired of typing and i feel like i have to go do something productive....